Some sources claim that Glenn Beck may be responsible for the rape and murder of a girl in 1990. Classic Glenn Beck style reasoning suggests that he is responsible for clearing his name of these atrocious acts. A new site “exists to probe the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Note: This is satire/parody, but a valid example of the fallacious reasoning Beck is known for.

Here is some of the evidence:

  • Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? (source)
  • Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say. (source)
  • “R” is for radical “A” is for astronaut “P” is for paper “S” is for super-douche “T” well, I don’t have that yet, but if I did, this would spell “rapist” (source)
  • Fox News Poll: Should Glenn Beck deny rape allegations? Vote Now! (source)
  • Omg I cant find a single entry/item/article ANYWHERE that says Mr. Beck is not a rapist. (source)
  • He has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded [sic] hatred for consensual sex or the “No Means No” culture, I don’t know what it is. I’m not saying he doesn’t like consensual sex, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe a rapist. (source)

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208 Responses to “Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a Girl in 1990?”

  1. Citizen Kaye says:

    How many times has reported on this vicious rumor against Glenn Beck. I counted 62 times. How many times has the mainstream media reported on the questions raised by ZERO! How many times has Glenn Beck publicly responded to these rumors? Zero! How many times has Fox News Channel reported on these allegations? ZERO! 62 to 0 to 0 to 0!! What does THAT tell you? Huh? Is the mainstream media as we know it over? How can so many media outlets not cover this. Shouldn’t they be asking questions? Why are they not doing that?

  2. Robert Reid says:

    There probaly not responding because you people are wack jobs lmfao. Did you ever think of that?

  3. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Robert, They have responded, with a complaint from his lawyers to the WIPO, an international organization, bypassing U.S. courts. That, in itself, says a lot about Beck’s hypocrisy, since he’s said, “once we sign our rights over to international law, the Constitution is officially dead.” It also shows how thinned skin he is – he can dish it out, but can’t take it. On top of that, if he had just let it go, he wouldn’t have been introduced to the Streisand Effect.

  4. This is pure idiocy. An obvious smear campaign and a lousy one at that.

  5. Mich robert's says:

    okay you guys just because he happened to be in the same GENERAL area as a place where a rape/ murder occured does not mean HE did it….. really! why is it you make a huge fuss over someone like glen beck who happened to be in a 3 1/2 hour driving distance, when their are people who have raped the same victim MULTIPLE times, and you don’t hear a single word about it.
    another poisition i can push is. probably a minimum of 4 million people in that one area that you are describing, it’s a one in a 4 million chance it was him.

  6. Hey Robert Reid,

    If you describe people that mimic those that follow Beck’s as loyalists on this parody of a Beck tactic as “wack jobs”, how do you label the “real deal” folks that actually believe what Beck spews with the same tactic?

    You’ve been had , man, but just as a druggie or other realm abuser must bottom out by themselves or get a serious intervention by their closest loved ones, I doubt that my advice will help.

    Sad to think that Beck listeners might not even have “closest loved ones”, he is filling the void with that which the parody is about, and they will defend with unconditional love. (Kind of Hitler like, I realy do think so, but I don’t see you Beck followers mentioned by Nostradamus, so I might be wrong!)

  7. captbilly says:

    I am sure that many of you have seen Beck alluding to bad things he did in his past (he specifically mentions drugs and alchohol). I suspect that this rape murder (or was it murder rape) is the thing that he is crying about in those emotional rants about his past. This is abviously a very very sick man who needs serious professional help. FOX is doing Beck great harm by putting him on the air, and under the media microscope, every day. Clearly this guy has some issues that he still needs to work through (a rape murder isn’t easy on the nerves I bet), and FOX should be able to recognize this (anyone watching his show can tell the guy is sick). Beck is going to crack and it isn’t going to be pretty. FOX can only hope and pray that he isn’t on live TV when he implodes.

  8. Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals Number 5, 8, and 12.

    RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions. (Pretty crude, rude and mean, huh? They want to create anger and fear.)

    RULE 8: “Keep the pressure on. Never let up.” Keep trying new things to keep the opposition off balance. As the opposition masters one approach, hit them from the flank with something new. (Attack, attack, attack from all sides, never giving the reeling organization a chance to rest, regroup, recover and re-strategize.)

    RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. (This is cruel, but very effective. Direct, personalized criticism and ridicule works.)

    Good job everyone… keep it up!

    BTW… the rules for leaving a reply are f’n hysterical.

  9. This only makes sence
    .-= Glenn Beck’s McDonald’s Chopstick House´s last blog ..powerviolence:(via elizabeth weinberg)my kinda place =-.

  10. I am very surprised at the number of total idiots that really think this is true. It’s actually quite astonishing……but then again, the country did elect Bush……twice.

  11. Is there a chance that Beck was so drugged up at the time that he doesn’t remember the murder/rape? This was way before he wore those magical underpants to keep him from evil. I’m not saying he was so full of coke and pcp that he sodomized a 9 year old but sometimes I wonder if that is how it happened??????????


  12. Glenn, Jesus loves you and has ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU for your sins.

  13. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    totus, Those are great examples of what Fox News and personalities like Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly do…

  14. Your words could be written about anybody including you. SO Why would he lower himself to your level? When you will go to this extent to ruin a person,
    what good would it do to talk to you? .
    You would Have to be a lunatic,idoit,moron,stupid,insane,hate monger or all
    of the above and SHOULD be committed. You have no respect for yourself or anyone else.

    Saying you have proof is another stupid comment. If you had it , You would have
    gone to the authorities. “Throw it out there ” . Thats what your kind do. Hate
    and the urge to ruin somebody is goal in life…. What an awful waste of human life.

  15. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    joan, LOL …someone else who doesn’t understand the simple facts: 1) it’s parody/satire, 2) Beck does the same thing, but without a disclaimer, 3) expecting a response from Beck is part of the parody, 4) someone who thinks that anyone is trying to add an ounce of legitimacy to the rumor, and not further the parody, are likely to believe that Beck’s use of the same fallacious reasoning can be called “truth” just because he says it is.

  16. You and others remain anonymous don’t you?

    Would you know the truth if it reached up and bit you in the butt? Think not.

    Make your case…..Step out behind your cloke of deception, tell your name, take
    your accusations to the athorities..

    Are you really this jealous of those who have succeeded in life?
    You should take a reality test of your life and see if some part of it could be salvaged

    What you are doing to Beck does nothing to enhance your standing here or your
    station in life.

  17. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    joan, HAHAHAHHAHAH… you had me going there… I thought you honestly believed that people were actually accusing Beck of these crimes and did not see the parody/satire that it is… Then you commented, “take your accusations to the athorities..” Sorry, that gave it away. Well done! Nobody could be that stupid, especially after I explained it (for the 100th time) in my reply to your previous comment.

  18. right back at you….HA HA HA

    This same lie has been (spewed) too many time by too many people just like
    you. When some (like me) try to tell you how completely stupid this shows you to be, your resort to calling it satire.
    You still have the gull to stick this crap in others faces.

    For you or anyone else who think this funny,borders on insanity.

    Am I stupid or is it you? Explain to me, What kind of person would think this sort of
    thing FUNNY?

  19. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    joan, It’s been parody/satire from day one. Actually, before day one – It has been since Gilbert Gottfried used the meme in the Bob Saget roast on Comedy Central. There is no need to “resort to calling it satire” when that is what it has always been. I think you have some kind of disclaimer-blindness syndrome where your selective perception allows you to be completely ignorant of disclaimers that state that things are parody/satire.

    …or are you trying to make the case that Beck fans are “hurried morons?”

  20. Joan,

    There is humor to be found in parodying someone’s method and mass mimicing of that person’s believers. It is a little like verbal theater and circus rolled into one.

    Most of that humor comes from watching the mimicked believers coming to the defense of the parodied perpetrator, and the concept that they might believe that sick humor is worse than sick reality.

  21. Really You Lames are Too Funny says:

    Joan. go look up the meaning of satire. A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE IS BEING SENT HERE!!! Now, I see how the GOP can manipulate it’s constituents. They arent the brightest crayolas in the box.

  22. I don’t believe any of this garbage. I have been listening to Beck for years and I never ever heard of this until today. Would welcome ANY reasonably authentic material on this. IE: Police report, death certificate and cause of death. Please email me if you can locate any of it.
    .-= Dave´s last blog ..Health Care Reform 2009 =-.

  23. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    *ding* *ding* *ding* Another illiterate Glenn Beck fan…

  24. typical of what you idiot libs will stoop to ..lmao

  25. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    hd, Actually, it’s typical of what Glenn Beck does, proven time and time again, which is the whole point of this.

  26. This thread is proof positive that republicans are illiterate.

  27. hd,

    So, “idiot libs” can rattle idiot cons by stooping to their level? I guess “idiot cons” like being on their own down where the “idiot libs” are stooping to. Perhaps “idiot libs” should just leave the “idiot cons” alone and silently watch the “idiot cons” do what they do without finding humor through this sort of action.

  28. I think you are confusing vilification with parody.

    From Wikipedia:

    Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although in practice it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humor in itself so much as an attack on something of which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit.

    Also from Wikipedia:

    In law, defamation – also called calumny, libel, slander (for spoken words), and vilification (for written or otherwise published words) – is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government or nation a negative image. It is usually, but not always,[1] a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed (the claimant).

    See, your statements that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990 as a parody would require it to be satirical or humorous. I don’t really see the humor of rape and murder, so I’ll assume you meant satirical. Yet there’s no wit involved.

    You could very easily replace Glen Beck with Obama, and the girl with a goat. I have been to Obama’s website and see nothing where he denies raping and murdering a goat in 1990.

    See that’s parody…

  29. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Just because some people don’t think it’s satirical or humorous doesn’t mean others don’t, which is actually in the latest response to Beck’s lawyers. You are not the quintessential, or all-important, dictator of parody. Sorry to have to let you know…

  30. And just because you say something is a parody, doesn’t mean it is. There are rules to follow when creating literary works.

    It’s like calling “Night of the Living Dead” a comedy instead of a horror movie, just because you might think it may be funny it’s still horror.

    Just like this site is not a parody, it’s vilification. If i spread rumors about you doing this stuff, I’d be willing to bet you’d not have the same view of humor as you do now.

    I’m not a Glen Beck fan, but let’s be honest about what you’re really trying to do with this site.

  31. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Billy, Seriously, read. It’s all covered above. There is a known comedic history of the “rape and murder in 1990″ scenario. It is a comedic reflection of Glenn Beck’s use of the negative proof fallacy. Feel free to debate this, but it doesn’t matter if you think it’s funny, or not. The history and definition fully support the fact that it is parody.

  32. Billy,

    “You could very easily replace Glen Beck with Obama, and the girl with a goat. I have been to Obama’s website and see nothing where he denies raping and murdering a goat in 1990.

    See that’s parody…”

    Yes, I agree that could be a parody of the parody of what Glenn Beck does. In fact, I’m shocked to find that Beck didn’t already utter that already.

    The important part about defamation in, “… the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual… “, is, “expressly stated or implied to be factual… “.

    BTW… also from Wikipedia:

    “A very common, almost defining feature of satire is its strong vein of irony or sarcasm, but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. “

  33. So you consider a “Rape and Murder in 1990″ scenario humorous? That’s what you are saying here. You consider a scenario where a girl is raped and then murdered to be good comedic subject matter?

    Call me old fashioned, but i just don’t get it. How can you think that’s funny?

  34. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Billy, You’re grasping at straws… I never said that. I do not think the rape, nor murder, of anybody to be funny per se. But I do find people like you who do not get the parody, do not understand the irony, and/or disregard all of the other facts and reasoning behind the issue to be absolutely hilarious. You are so intent on trying to place the blame anywhere other than Beck that you completely fall in line with those who make the subject satire/parody. You have become part of the joke.

  35. But you are using rape as a tool or method to get your point across, means you are no better than a rapist.

    Rape and/or murder is a horrible act, and should never be used in “parody”, as you claim, satire, or humor. Just because others do it, doesn’t justify it in any way.

    I think Johann Goethe said it best when he said “”Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.”

    I’m more in the middle politically, but every time i see some right-wing or left wing nut do something like this it makes me want to go to the opposite side to get away from their filth.

    Find someone in your life you actually care about and imagine them getting raped and murdered. Then come back to this site and think to yourself if this is really appropriate.

  36. Gee, Billy, “Rape and Murder” are part of the fare, for entertainment purposes, on many prime-time tv shows all the time. Those shows aren’t documentaries or “reality tv” don’t you know?

    I think you might be confused. Do you actually think that “Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990″ and it is being passed off as humor?

  37. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Billy, Really? You’re going to say, I assume with a straight face, that anyone who understands the parody is no better than a rapist? Do you really want to take that away from actual rape victims? What you’re essentially saying is that their rape is no different than a parody. See how that works? You can’t tell me that it’s incorrect or irrelevant, because has the same basis as your theory. There is no fact behind it. If you think this issue is soooo wrong, where is your outrage toward Beck for joking about murdering people, poisoning people, bashing people over the head with a shovel, or joking about a woman’s miscarriage live on the radio? If all that is okay to you, you are a damn hypocrite.

  38. Billy,

    If you are in the middle politically, and feel strongly about rape, you might want to know the 36 Republicans that voted against Al Franken’s anti-rape ammendment:

    The ammendment was against actual rape. The website portrays the 36 as “courageous”.

    Somehow I think you will take more offense at the website’s presentation, than the fact that John McCain and the other 35, in real life, voted against an ammendment that was anti-rape, in real life.

  39. You know, about this Glen Beck raped thing. Rush Limbaugh is quoted as saying “I don’t have a clue”.

    Now… I don’t want to say Rush is a co-conspirator, but…

  40. So, “Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a Girl in 1990″ won in it’s day in court with WIPO but the site was transfered to Beck? Looks like an under the table/back door deal might have been made by the Beck camp upon losing, and taken. Is this another example of money buying silence?

  41. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Gary, Absolutely not. It’s much more a slap in the face to Beck – He gets the domain name after losing the case and making a fool of himself, but the site is still live and well at the following domains:
    and probably several others that people have registered and redirected, not to mention the other means of reaching the site like the links here.

  42. FNB,

    You must have mistaken what I posted as something outside of reality. What I posted was inside the”reality” of the rape and murder/parody. The mimicking by me was of what Beck followers would/might do in/at a similar situation/juncture with Beck as the dishing it out guy.

    Absolutely, you are correct, Beck had his dinner of crow plated and served.

  43. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Gary, I know it’s in the realm of reality and I may have thought something similar if I didn’t have some other knowledge of the situation.

  44. Excellent play, FNB! Some of these posters will need minor surgery to remove the hook from their cheek.

    Seriously, WTF, people? This whole meme is intended to expose Mr. Beck’s jumbled logical fallacies. Get it? Offended by the imagery? Welcome to the real world.

  45. Seriously?

    Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say

    That is seriously evidence? You people must be retarded.

  46. Hater,

    Really, mimickery of what Beck’s followers do is a higher thought process than what Beck’s followers use. Although Beck’s followers and those who label things as retarded like you did in your post might lack the wherewithal to self assess and label themselves with the same moniker, those of us that are using higher thought processes are amused, but not angry at you for your shortcomings.:)

  47. people are so easy to brainwash, 90% of you are tools..

    you hear one thing, and think “amagwd really?” then you think what you want to, making it true or false in your own head.

    your sources are a disgrace, if this is evidence you wouldnt pass as a blues clues detective…
    nothing more than links to other peoples conversations and suspicions, no facts, nothing to rest doubt on. sources must be based on facts.. not questionable statements.

    example for you slow people,
    Jenny is going to the store. fact
    The ball is red. fact
    Most birds can fly. fact

    there is no question about the following statements, no room for questioning

    you people are ridiculous, the tools are who im afraid of. when you can make somebody think something without them thinking about it for themselves before they do it, they are a puppet controlled by somebody else.

    what most of you will never know, is this is a false statement, and if you would take the time to find stuff for yourself instead of hearing something and instantly believing it, we would all be better off.


    type “A Longer Guide to the Site”

  48. Kyle,
    I could not have made a better presentation about Glenn Beck listeners myself. Kudos! :)

  49. I think it’s pretty absurd that the main ‘evidence’ used here for the “rape and murder” (a SICK crime) is JUST that he hasn’t commented back. If I were him I wouldn’t respond either because that’s way too out there.

    If he didn’t do it, what should he care about such insane rumours? And even if he did that stuff, dont you think he’d be in jail?

    Hate the guy if you want but to use this hatefulness against a person when you have no idea that they did anything wrong (you just hate his viewpoint) is not only evil but REALLY REALLY stupid.
    Think about it

  50. FoxNewsBoycott says:

    Yep… another one… Chris, try reading… It’s fundamental…


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