Victoria Jackson’s Love Letter to Glenn Beck
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Remember Victoria Jackson? Y’know the annoying one on Saturday Night Live all those years ago… no, the other one. Anyway, apparently, her crazy act wasn’t much of an act. Here’s what she wrote to Glenn Beck. Keep the barf bag handy…
But I must especially thank you Glenn Beck for your blackboard. I love your blackboard! And your thorough research. Your facts. Your diagrams. Your teaching. Finally, someone is clearly explaining to us, the taxpayers, exactly what is happening inside that mysterious, gigantic, corrupt political system we have. We, the working middle class, have always been afraid of the machine, and I think the politicians/criminals wanted it that way. With their pompous, pious faces and sneaky hands, they have been stealing and lying. We were too busy raising children, working and going to church to have time to research them. Now, finally, one man has done it. Cracked the Code. Exposed the Fraud. Shone the Light on the Basement Rats! Now, the rats are all scurrying around, all nervous. They are calling The Man With The Flashlight names. Mean names. Squeak! Squeak!
Glenn Beck, thank you for answering my questions. One day I was wondering who those “czars” were who had slipped into the White House, under the radar…I flipped your show on, and you told me! It’s like you read my mind! One day I was wondering what real doctors think of ObamaCare, not the fake doctors Obama rigged for his photo shoot, but real ones. I popped on your show, and there you all were…debating, having a real discussion, like grown ups. Obama’s speeches are all fake and they say nothing. Cotton candy for stupid people. But, you Glenn Beck, you are a thinker. Like me. You are unbiased. Like me. You are simply seeking Truth, just like me….
To you heroes, we thank you. We really, really, really love you. You’re cool. You’re brave. You’re smart. And, you tell the truth!
I took my beautiful fake nails out to my car and drove to the car wash. Hard working, friendly Mexicans made it shiny. I don’t know if they were legal or illegal. I love everyone, but I think rules should be followed. Why can’t they be legal? Is it difficult? You’ll probably explain Amnesty to me tomorrow on TV, because you always know what I’m thinking.
Wow. Just… wow.
Note the typical bat$#!* crazy use of capitalized words in the middle of sentences… LOL
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Well I don’t know think the improper usage of capitalization justifies claiming that someone is insane, though it may be a signal of a lower intellectuality. That being said, I do however believe that agreeing with a show with claims such as; I only hope Osama Bin Ladin does a violent attack against America, that way grassroots organizations can rise up and run this country right..(paraphrasing Michael Scheuer, 06/09, on Beck’s show), well that constitutes bat$#!* crazy. Thanks for the post.
I almost get the feeling she’s being massively sarcastic. But I honestly don’t know.
I don’t know if can take her serious or not, but who really knows what she is thinking in the long run. She really could mean the things that she is saying or she could just be “trolling/flaming” beck in order to provoke him more.
Im amazed that anybody in america can be on the right nowadays, especially when they have bumbling morons like this on their side.
We (liberals) have an honors grad from Harvard as our leader, while the republicans have two uneducated, first semester college dropouts (Limbaugh and Beck) as theirs. This shows our children that mediocrity can get you anywhere. “Little Johnny, study hard and make a C- and you can be President some day.”
The only excuse the repubs have is that an Ivy League education doesnt mean anything but social elitism……….wait a minute? Did you just call George W. an elitist? He went to Yale. I want a degreed individual telling me about politics, the economy, the war, etc……….not losers, which that’s all that Fox news hires now.
LOL. Crowdaddy man alive! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. You do realize that the left is for socialism which is (in varying degrees) government handouts. Government aide, government bailouts. The whole GM shticke was basically the government going ‘oh you’ve failed, here’s a bunch of money’. It’s the left who think that kids in sports should all get trophies for participation. You can’t cheer for your kids at sports games because it’s too agressive. That’s the left. Glenn beck failed hard, he hit rock bottom, the only difference is he picked himself up, with help from friends and family and put his life back together that was once on the brink. It’s better for you to fail and learn than to be dragged along.
Sidewinded, I don’t know anybody on the left that would agree with anything in your comment. It’s full of presumptions and generalizations. In other words, ignorance. And it would be the same if someone commented that everyone on the right believed the opposite. Of course, your comment failed to address what Crowdaddy mentioned about education and intelligence, or lack thereof.
I’m talking real far left, not normal person democrats. Bill Clinton is a good example for being a normal democrat. And what would they say that would be an assumption for the right? we’re all for anarchy?
As for the lack of post secondary education issue; these people studied law. They become lawyers (don’t you just love those), or politicians (wow, another favorite) or judges (tired of murderer’s, rapists, and repeat offenders constantly getting slapped on the wrist with ample evidence for conviction, heres the cause!) The others that go to these ivy leagues become doctors or scientists with few becoming teachers.
But honestly what does these schools have to do with anything really? All I’ve heard lately is that Fox is biased blah blah blah… well what the hell do you think you’re going to hear from a degreed individual from a far left leaning institution?! We need to hear truth from both sides! You can make up your mind from there! The left feels the right lies, and the right feels the left lies! It’s been this way for centuries! If you truly want unbiased news you have to wait until the computers do the reporting for us.
Well, you missed the point of my conversation Sidewinded. The point is, all the pundits and contributors on the right have NO experience whatsoever in the fields in which they speak of. Rush Limbaugh has no more a right to tell us about politics or the economy than I do. However, people like Olbermann and Maddow do. Maddow has a doctorate and was a Rhodes scholar for christ’s sake. She has a political science degree. Comparing a Fox news pundit to a liberal pundit is like comparing Lenny from Mice and Men and Einstein. Look at all the losers Fox has……….Hannity, drop out, Rush Limbaugh, drop out, Glenn Beck, dropout, Shep Smit, dropout……..Im not saying someone is bad for dropping out of school for whatever reason, but becoming a person that “instructs” the rest of america what to do…….WRONG!!!
Oh and Sidewinded, its not government welfare or handouts when I PAY THE TAXES for it. I dont mind a single mom or a minority getting foodstamps to feed their kids if they need it. And if you want to debate with me on the welfare system, you will lose.
And if you want to complain about company bailouts, your right winged bretheren were in on that too, so dont just blame the dems on that one. The part of the bailout bill that failed was a portion that was added by the republicans, and if it wasnt added they wouldnt have voted for it (similar to how theyre chopping up the healthcare bill as we speak) they will kick and scream to get their perks in or they will pick up their toys and go home like whiney children
*wooosh* <– the sound of the point going way over Sidewinded’s head.
Sorry this conversation wasn’t subscribed, missed the updates. Yes u really care what “experts” have to say, 30 years ago they said we were gonna have another ice age. If we knew then what we know now we’d think those experts were morons. Same thing applies: you don’t know the future, and beck and others on the right want to learn from past mistakes.
As for the bailout: why do u think people from the right aren’t voting republican? Cause quite frankly there’s hardly any difference in most cases. The problem is capitalism is put along side greed, which it is not. You can be greedy and be a socialist. Look at pretty much every case a country has gone full communist. You get the oligarchy who’s 2 steps ahead of everyone in wealth cause they’re leading. The only reason chinas economy is the way it is cause it’s built with capitalist bases.
Oh and of course I don’t mind helping those less fortunate with food stamps and such programs. This is one of the good ideas that come from socialism: help those in times of need. But the problem is it gets bloated and we end up saving huge companies that have FAILED. That’s not welfare. That’s not helping the poor. That’s helping those who have not done their jobs, and we save them so they can continue failing
So to make you sound like a hypocrite…….(and I will)……..you sit there and bitch about Obama making the US socialist, then you whine about the goverment giving bailouts, which would mean that Obama and company are capitalist pigs…….so which is he this week? A socialist or a capitalist?
I mean, first he was a muslim that was born in Africa, then he was a christian terrorist supporter, then the teabaggers portray him as a facist, ya know the hitler mustache and all. Then he’s a communist.
Before you open your mouth, why don’t you stick with ONE argument and go with it. Because if all the things you said about Obama and his administration were true then he would be a half-muslim, half-christian, oreo cookie named Comrade Fuherer Barack Hussien Obamasteinamov, Communist Facist Leader of the Red Socialist Brownshirts of the United Imperial States of America.
Make up your minds people!!!!