Some people are born with ethics and integrity, and some people are born without. Fox News has the solution for those born with those traits. I give you, Fox News Channel University, where interns can have their young minds corrupted and be taught truth distortion from the masters…

I don’t know what classes, if any, are available at the Fox News Channel University, so here are some I imagine one could take.

1. JOU 101 – Introduction to Creative Journalism
2. JOU 102 – Simplicity in Journalism
3. JOU 201 – Theory of Fact Establishment
4. JOU 202 - Applied Fact Formulation (lab)
5. JOU 311 – Advanced Contextual Editing
6. JOU 312 – Photographic and Video Manipulation
7. ENG 355 – Writing for Mass Delirium
8. COM 321 – Use of Godwin’s Law in Debate
9. AGR 290 – Distribution of Bovine Fecal Material
10. BUS 231 – Capitalization on Political Unreason

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From @Shoq:

FOXATION (n) : Obsessive, fact-free assertion or logic, packaged for populist consumption by the Fox News Channel.

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Apparently, it’s okay for Fox News to talk about “tea bagging,” but they cry foul when anyone else does. The following graphic and blurb are from the Fox News site.

Cable anchors and guests covered the anti-tax tea party protests across America by cracking a litany of barely concealed sexual references.

“Barely concealed sexual references” about a sexual reference made by Fox News personalities? You bet! I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Fox News planned this:

1. Use a sexual reference to promote Tea Parties
   
2. Feign ignorance about its meaning
   
3. Tea Party turnout is low across the country
   
4. Play the victim and blame others for making jokes at their expense.
   

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